Finding Hubby – Episode 18

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The question that keeps running through my mind is this – which is better, the one that is married and is unhappy in the marriage or the one who is longing for marriage and hasn’t found hubby? That, people is the million dollar question. Internally, I thanked my stars. I could have been Mrs. Onisokame today, beaten, bruised and battered. All of this has made me rethink and redefine this my finding hubby quest. Why should I allow myself to be defined by my marital status, or Mrs. Who I am?

Toke tried to call Ossy’s phone with Gloria’s line but he kept cutting the call off. She tried with her own phone but got the same treatment. By the time we tried with mine, his phones were switched off. We sat there, as we waited for Dr. Phillips to come out of the emergency ward.

A little later, restless, Toke decided to ping Ossy impersonating Gloria. The BBM read

“Ossy, you have killed our baby, I’m in the hospital, and the doctor says I’ve had a miscarriage. And you aren’t taking my calls. What did I do to deserve this? Marrying you?”

The bbm didn’t get delivered to him immediately, as his phones were off. After what seemed like an eternity, the motherly figure of Dr. Philips came into the doorway and beckoned on us to come in to see Glo.

When I saw my friend, I burst into tears. She had a cut above her eye that had been patched up, the lacerations I had seen the day before had become fresh again, and her black eyes had become even blacker. All this, after the doctor had worked on her. I wondered what Toke would have seen when she picked Glo up initially. We all stayed silent for a while, grieving in our own different ways. The bubbly, lively and mischevious Gloria I knew was gone, on the bed lay someone else, a shadow of her old self. Just a few months ago, we were phone selecting, Mr. X-ing and all the likes. It seemed we had lost ourselves in the quest for hubby.

Toke broke the silence, saying what the circumstances would not permit me to say and which Glo’s nature would not bring her to say. “That marriage is over. I read on some blogs how a Nigerian guy stabbed his wife to death recently. We will not wait until you are dead and become bloggers’ fodder before this madness ends.”

Gloria’s BB beeped in Toke’s hand, and it seemed a welcome distraction from the tension soaked hospital room. That was until she read the message. “It’s the idiot,” she hissed. “What did he say?” I queried. Rather than answer, Toke handed the bb over to me.

“The idiot! The frigging idiot!” I exclaimed, raw anger seething through every pore in my body. Gloria tried to sit up, anxious to see what was on the bb. She winced in pain as she tried, so she lay back down. I wasn’t inclined to showing her exactly what he had said so I paraphrased for her.

“He said the baby can go to hell, and that you had better get back home to do your duties as a wife. He’s threatening to haunt you if you ever try to leave him.”

Gloria spoke quietly “He’s been threatening me every time he beat me. I would have left him earlier if I was not afraid. Ossy doesn’t handle rejection well at all. Ossy forced me to come to your wedding Oyin. You couldn’t see me that day, but I had been beaten. If you were close enough, you would have seen the marks.” She sobbed even more quietly, as her body shook.

“Gloria, as I said,” Toke continued, slamming her hand on the hospital bed railing, “the marriage is over. While it’s painful, thankfully, there are no kids involved just yet.” She continued “and as regards his threats, we will teach that foolish wife-basher a lesson he will never forget.”

Dr. Phillips came back in just as Toke was rounding off her (quite imaginative) plans on handling Ossy. We knew our time with Gloria was over. I screengrabbed the chat from Ossy and emailed it to myself. Those kinds of things should be documented. You never know, cos people will never believe an Ossy could say something like that about his own child. Or beat his wife like that. I asked Toke if she had taken pictures of Gloria the night before. My smart Toke had. She forwarded all of them to my email.

Gloria was able to leave Dr. Phillips’ clinic by Sunday afternoon and we brought her over to mine. I have missed my girls. Even though it was something like this that brought us together, that night was one of the best nights I had had in a long time. It brought back memories of a time that wasn’t too far away in the past, when we were just girls having fun.

So I know you are dying to know what we did to Ossy. First, Glo was to go back home as if she had accepted her fate and act the part of the submissive wife who was afraid of leaving or offending him, and do all she could to avoid provoking a beating. I was tempted to give Gloria the gist of Ossy stalking me and all the Mr. Poet Ossy series, but Toke and I agreed not to. She was hurt enough as it was and it would just rub the hurt in some more. Monday morning, bright and early at my desk, just as Gloria was supposed to be returning to the house (which she confirmed she did without any event) Ossy sends me an sms

“Take a risk with me”.

The bile in my throat rose but we had a plan and I had to act my part. I wished with all my heart I could ignore it, but I responded

“I’m in a meeting oga. Stop disturbing me and making my phone beep.”

He responded instantly (which part of making my phone beep did he not get, oniranu oshi) “So sorry”

“Stop beeping me! I will call you later” I responded.

I nearly slammed my phone on the floor when another text came in from him “Really? You will call?”

I ignored him.

Later in the day, I brought myself into the right frame of mind and called Ossy up.

Me:       “Hey Ossy”

Ossy:     Oyinnnnnnn. I’m so glad you called. You can’t begin to imagine how glad I am. How have you been? All I’ve done is yearn for you.”

I was so incensed that this guy who was pounding my friend black and blue could sound so excited talking to me. These animals are the ones that look nicest and most normal outside. I remembered the plan and swallowed the bile that was rising in my throat.

Me:       You know you hit me real hard, but in my heart I know you meant right. And I’ve missed you ni jare. You know good friends are very hard to come by.

Ossy:     I’m blushing here o. Me, good friend. Okay. We should hook up and catch up on many things now.

Notice he doesn’t bring up my friend who happens to be his wife. The cow is already falling for the bait.

Me:       Yeah, that would be cool. How about Angels in Phase 1? You know the place abi? And you won’t need Chris to hook that up.

Ossy:     Of course. Wasn’t it me that showed you the place before? Would have tried there for our last date, but didn’t want you to suspect it was me at all at that time. I showed you this town now.

Me:       True talk. I had forgotten. Let’s do Friday evening, so we wouldn’t be in a hurry as we catch up.

Ossy:     Alright dear. Would definitely make that a date.

Me:       Aite dear (ewww). Talk to you later.

I hung up. I called Toke and reported the conversation immediately.

“Can you imagine that bastard? He didn’t even mention Glo once, all he was thinking was how he would get lucky on Friday. Kai, I so cannot wait to deal with him!”

“Well,” I responded “his oju kokoro (lustful eyes) has made him fall easily for our plans. It’s over to you now.”

“Okay, let me go and get dressed and hit the road,” Toke said as she rounded our call off. Ossy would not know what hit him. I extracted the pictures of Gloria’s battered face plus the screen munched image and got to work.

The days flew by and I kept a string of calls going on with Ossy to keep him encouraged about our rendezvous. I skillfully dropped subtle comments here and there to drive the thought into his head that I wanted to commence a secret affair with him. He swallowed it hook, line and sinker. Shebi it is what was already in his mind to do. All that was required was a little encouragement and he was game.

Friday came quickly (since we were so looking forward to it) and Toke left the base (that’s what we called my house for this operation, military feeling sturvz) to begin her arm of the operations. I had the whole beauty treatment I did on the week before courtesy Ossy to thank for the outstanding glow of my skin. And then I wore this gown! The neckline was plunging, revealing a good portion of my 36D in glorious Technicolor. The thing hugged my figure, and thanks to my flat tummy, the valley it created accentuated the mountain on my chest. Don’t let me describe what my hips down looked like, before some of our male friends… *cough cough*

I set out and sure enough, tall dark and handsome Ossy was waiting for me in all his lasciviousness. You know when some men look at you and you can see that they have undressed you totally in their heads.

Angels is one of those exclusive places inside Phase 1 where there was a drinks bar in front of the building, and large chalets further into the compound. These chalets were small bungalows that had all the trappings of a house and all the Island big boys and girls came to do all the things they wanted to keep secret. Ossy sure thought he had me.

The conversation was annoying but I smiled sweetly and laughed at all the jokes. He successfully twisted and tilted everything we said towards sex. I had never seen this part of Ossy before and couldn’t imagine what Gloria had been put through. Eventually, after I got a message from Toke, I sent him a BBM. It read “ask for Chalet 5. I’ll be waiting there. Make sure you’re naked before you come in. I’ll be waiting exactly same. You have exactly ten minutes to get to me after I leave otherwise deal is off”.

I waited for the BBM to be delivered and saw the red light indicator on his BB blinking and then leaned over to him seductively and whispered. “I’ll be waiting. Read your BBM when I’m gone”. Then I stood up and strutted my stuff before his lust-filled eyes and went to the chalet.

Then I sent a BBM to Toke “it’s all set.”

Ossy was not quiet as he approached the Chalet at all. I had left the door opened and a note on the door (lessons from my stalker, Ossy himself) instructing him to undress as soon as he entered the door. There was a small hallway between the door and the parlor in the chalet where he could do that, and all the lights in the hallway were off and the door leading into the parlor was shut. As I heard him come in, I pinged him “I’m waiting… #bbkisssmiley#”. Thankfully, the network behaved and the message was delivered instantly and he read it. I heard him hustle out of his clothes and then bumble towards the door.

As soon as Ossy opened the door, Toke turned on the lights in the parlor and all the people in the parlor shouted “Surprise!!!” Ossy stood stark naked, in front of the small crowd in the parlor, and instinctively, he tried to retreat back into the hallway. But one of my friends from The Marquee stood behind him to block his exit. A hush ran over the people in the parlor on the sight of naked Ossy. Toke and Gloria and gone to great lengths to gather all of his friends, his bosses and colleagues at work, his main customers, his friends from my company, his family, her family, everyone that mattered in Ossy’s life basically. The ruse had been that she was organizing a surprise party for her husband to celebrate his recent promotion at the bank. They had all come to celebrate with Ossy who was a clear star in the eyes of all of them. Now, to have him walk in naked sent murmurs, hushes and disbelieving exclamations throughout the gathering.

Gloria wasted no time. She quickly projected the images of her looking radiant and beautiful side by side with the images we had taken in apartment of her right after battery. The images was like this

Fine Gloria + Ossy = Beaten Up Gloria

“This is what this fine career gentle-pig does to his wife at home. Some of you might not believe, hence I will give you a live flesh and blood result of his work.”

Thanks to her skin, the marks of beatings on her face became clear the moment she removed her scarf and glasses. The crowd let out a shocked oooh. Ossy stood there, looking ashamed, unable to take his eyes away from the ground, his only exit from the room blocked by a no nonsense bouncer.

Next, Gloria beamed screen-grabbed images of BB conversations where Ossy had threatened her with violence if she ever left him onto the screen. The last screengrab she displayed was one in which she was talking about the baby they had lost to his last beating and his callous responses to her. “My husband killed our baby, and feels not the slightest remorse for it. The words are not manufactured. He is on the BBM of everyone in this room and I’m sure you all recognize the contact name and display picture.”

She produced papers already prepared by Toke. “These are our divorce papers. I have taken the liberty to sign it. And don’t be afraid, I don’t need anything from you so I’m not asking for any of your things. All I need is your signature, before these witnesses, before you leave here now. And know that if even one single hair on my head or any of my friends is hurt, everyone here will point their fingers at you, so you better pray that we’ll be okay.”

With that, Toke took the papers to Ossy, and gave him a pen to sign. He hesitated briefly and the bouncer behind him touched him on the shoulder to remind him that he wasn’t going anywhere until he signed. Trust Naija people, the guests just kept watching the film unfolding before them ni o, no intervention nothing. Ossy signed and Toke inspected all the places he was supposed to sign against the signature on the wedding documents that Gloria had provided. The signatures were genuine. She nodded to Gloria and then the bouncer allowed Ossy out of the door.

I then smiled sweetly and thanked all those who had come and told them there were refreshments if they still required any. All done, we, the three Lagos musketeer babes stepped out into the waiting car and drove to mine to celebrate.

We learnt later that Ossy left the country without trace, not leaving his destination with even his family. We hoped never to see wife battering face again. As we sipped on the Martini I had specially ordered to celebrate, Toke’s phone rang. I forgot to mention, but I have noticed that she’s been receiving calls from some guy recently. But I’m getting worried, because she would normally have told me about this new guy. But for some reason, she was being secretive. She would try to be alone to receive his calls, and she had turned off chat history. We had just rescued Gloria from one bad man. I wasn’t about to allow Toke walk down the same path. I allowed her go and receive her call away from us as she had now made a habit. It was Gloria that voiced my thoughts “Why is Toke going to the room to talk? There’s no music playing and we are not outdoors. That’s very un-Toke-like.”

“I agree”, I said, “She’s been acting funny like this for a while. And while we are at making sure about things…” Toke entered while I was midsentence and our eyes met. She sensed what was about to happen and tried to start a new conversation to deflect talk from it. We were not having any of that. “Toke”, I began, “who’s calls have you been taking secretly?” “Secretly ke? I haven’t been taking any calls secretly now. abi which one is secretly again?” “So why did you have to leave quiet here to go take the call in the room?” She didn’t answer and Gloria chipped in “we cannot have you doing any shady things. Babe, you’re 35 and if a relationship is right, you shouldn’t be hiding it from us. You’re making us feel there’s something wrong with whoever you’ve been receiving calls from. And we want to hear it today, right now.”

With her attention on Gloria, I snatched her phone from her and checked her last received call. “Who is Lumi, babes?” “Olumide”, she responded. I raised my eyebrow and Gloria went to seat on the arm of her chair. “Well, we are listening.”

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131 thoughts on “Finding Hubby – Episode 18

  1. The girls dealt with Ossy the right way. He got what was coming to him. But Toke should have kicked him in the shins na. That would have made justice complete.
    I hope Toke is on the right path.

  2. Every week Tunde Leye drops hits… Proud of my mentor…
    This episode has everything in it, the suspence was insane, and what happened after… Unexpected… I pity the Ossy guy o, L-O-L… Hell knoweth no fury as a woman scorned….

  3. I def dint think dey wld go all d way 2 calling ervi1 basicli.. Am almost sure he’l still resurface.. Ps: who is ‘lumi’ oh?? #cantwait

  4. Definitely hell hath no fury like a beaten and battered woman. Infact, dis or more should be d reward of men like this, olori buruku, omo abi pa be, oloshi. Toke hum …………..

  5. Wife beater oshi (˘̯˘ )! Ehn ehn come back o! Don’t run..see wife come n beat! Good work gurls! As for toke shey its married man yaff started rolling with? Hmm mind yaself o!

  6. Whoa!!!!!!!! I had imagined all sorts of wicked tinz that would be meted out on Ossy but dint come near what Oyin n her babes did. Good for him, wife beating useless buffon.

  7. Uhhhhmn! Infact, God bless U..this one is one lengthy piece. A great way 2 start d week..m glad they taught dat stupid Ossy a lesson! Nw, its Toke’s turn, I pray she finds it right! More 2 d well of knwledge Mr Tunde. Nw, so looking forward 2 Monday.. Av a nice week too.

  8. At times looking at d situation of all these modern day marriages,it more better and blessed to remain a Miss. Peace than Mrs. Beating. May God restore all d former glory of before before marriage.

  9. Wow,dese ladies ve rili impressed ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥,,dats kool n dats wat Ossy(bitch) deserves.Tunde Leye has dropped anoda one,U̶̲̥̅̊ make ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ proud mehn! Kip it up.

  10. Oh, how I love the way Ossy’s fuck-up was treated! Thumbs up TL!
    Note: “Who’s (I suppose you meant to write ‘whose’) calls have you been taking secretly?”

  11. Wonderful turn of events, yipee! But Ossy should have been arrested, cos he’s gonna lure in another unsuspecting female.. He cannot change, he’ll be more enraged, cos he didn’t have a night with Oyin Clegg! Olumide.. Hmm more drama.. Oh well.. Till next monday *sigh*

  12. Dat was smart! The gals did a brilliant thing by bringing up all those witnesses. I just hope they all find love and God,seriously…………then they can be truly happy and be at peace. Lumi sounds really interesting already,showing promise.

    Thanks(hugs)!!!!!

  13. YaAaaaay!!! Finally! Serves Ossy ryt!!! Some men shld be treated dis way! Nice one there! Hmmm,olumide,I hope he isn’t α married man. I can imagine tho,being 35 and stl single. Dis suspense is killing,wish I cld jst read it all at once. I’m loving this.

  14. Hihihihi !!! Hahahahaha!!! Heheheehehehe!!!!! *dancing azonto* As in like seriously dancing. My goodness! These girls beat my imagination of what to do to a wife beater! Chai! I’m sooo hapi this morning! Goody! He deserved every bit and more. Way to go girls. Oyin, u’re da bomb! This is getting more interesting by d day!

  15. And then I wore this gown! The neckline was plunging, revealing a good portion of my 36D in glorious Technicolor. The thing hugged my figure, and thanks to my flat tummy, the valley it created accentuated the mountain on my chest. Don’t let me describe what my hips ….. na wa o, tunde i dont know au to describe u anymore, infact fear dey catch me, c au u describe woman finish. guy i bow o. As for the three musketeers gosh, i luv every bit of their revenge strategy. God bless them. Another gud episode, u re d man tunde. *wink*

  16. AWESOOOOOOOME! I’m sooo proud of The Three Lagos Musketeer Babes… ^_^ Wooohoo! And Toke, Who is Lumi??????????????

  17. WOWWWWWWW………NICE PIECE……WONDERING IF THIS COULD HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE THOU. Surprised that Ossie didn’t suspect anything….i guess he felt Oyin is soooo desperate he could play with her. Serves him right !!!!!! This should happen more often. A lot of men feel wife beating is normal and accepted. Totally not acceptable!!!! Thanks Tunde

  18. Ohhhhhhhh, why did u have to end dis episode like dis nau? Anyways, that’s wot keeps us coming back for more. Keep it up guy.

  19. This is d best episode ever! Those babz have finally proven they r lag gals! They deserve a medal for treating his fuck ups this way! He should be thankful the police/women’s rights activists were not invited to his gettogether! He would have been getting his own beating in prison right now!
    While we r all laughing n enjoying d read, this would mean nothing if we females take nothing from these last few episodes, no marriage is worth dying for. When u r going thru shit like ds, confide in some1, don’t die with untold stories, document ur events, get a lawyer, make a police report for the first event with a medical report. When d beatings start, pls leave the house, cos it only gets worse. Avoid churches that only tell u to pray and return to ur home when u report a case of battery. Most importantly, be financially empowered. More often than not, ladies r hesistant to leave a marriage cos they can’t fend for themselves financially.
    May we never witness monsters like these.

    • Well said dear, many women are suffering in silence because they want to remain a mrs. A wife beater deserves d treatment meted out to Ossy & more! & our funny society seems to protect these monsters! God help us indeed.

  20. Nice 1! Really enjoyed this week’s episode. Ossy got what he deserves….hope Toke hasn’t gotten herself involved with another gay/wife beater? *fingers crossed*

  21. Ghegeun!!!! Ossy got just what he needed! Sooooooo happy for Gloria.
    Hmmm…Uncle tunde, you sha know how to make my mind to skip o! Who is dis Lumi now o?! Toke should not fall my hand with any yeye man.

  22. @tundeleye i must say you really got me hooked. Last week, my friend in church just casually asked me if i’ve read the *finding hubby* series and i was kinda lost. She knows i love to read so when she screamed and said “Girl! You’s missing!!!” and then she actually took the pain to write it on all the notes she could find in my bag and eventually sent me the link when i got home, i knew i had to read it. It was late night when i read the first series but you needed to see me last week friday, in the office the next morning, typing frantically on my keyboard to open the page again on my computer. I felt so sad when i finished episode 17 and was told i had to wait till monday for the next one. Though i’m hooked on Oyin Clegg’s (or should i say the 3 musketeers’) adventures now, i really would love if you could do this like say twice a week. I even regret starting at all. I shoulda just waited till you ended it then read it like a book and have major fun *side face*. From the way you write the expressions or the vernacular ( i must say the *kuku* parts make me laff major) and to find out at the end of the day that you are a guy, it’s fantastic. All the same, this is epic *thumbs up*. Waiting for your book to drop. I know you’ll do well. All the best.

  23. My prayer continues: OH GOD THAT ANSWERS BY FIREEEEE! TURN TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY,THURSDAY and FRIDAY TO MONDAY( would have added saturday and sunday too, but then no parties will hold and then no shursh service. Tofiakwa!).

  24. Serves ossy right. How I wish men like him could get the same”judgement” on earth before heavens. As for toke, diz olums(mouthsealed)

  25. This is a great piece… I have enjoyed it all the way from the very first episode. Keep up with the good work and God will announce you to the world in a short time. As for the ladies this Gloria’s marriage to Ossy shld tell us that our marriage decision shld not be based solely on the physical things we can see, it shld be a decision trusted entirely on the one that created the institution ‘JESUS’. I can assure you he’ll never misdirect u cos it hurts to see ladies get beaten up like Gloria by their hubby. Trust me they are still out there ‘Wolves in Sheep clothing’. My God will not bring them our way. Have a great week y’all. God Bless Tunde.

  26. It was very well served. Revenge as dey say is best served cold. Ossy deserved what he got and more sef… Congrats to d gurls.

    Who is Lumi again o?!!! Toke shudnt fall our hand o!!!!

  27. Wow! My Babes rock! Its kinda good Glo lost d baby. cos dat woud ve been a constant reminder of Mr wife beater. Oyin, u guys did a good job n its a lesson for ladies dat stay in such marriages cos she could ve died. Its beta to be unmarried than been married to a BEAST. As for Toke, am keepin my fingers crossed.

  28. Wat cn I say……hell definitely has no fury against a woman scorned……ossy got even less dan he deserved in my book #word…..won’t I love to knw wat tokes lumi is all about……Tunde Leye tho….

    • I wonder why its just ladies reacting to this episode. Abi are all the male readers wife-batters ???#lookingfortroubleabi#? ‘evilgrin’

  29. Treatment plan given 2 Ossy was ryt on point!..I can’t stop laughing cos am so luvin it…well done my 3 musketeers.

  30. No better way to deal with a cheat, wife beater and an ingrate like Ossy, it serves him right. Maybe this friction will teach some guys that’s think they can do and undo to there wives that ladies too can retaliate without raising an eye-brow. Well done Tunde Leye.

  31. =))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​=))
    Alls well that ends well 😀
    But sha oooo I’m already worried about this Olumide guy oo hmm wat is he? Cripple, blind, Oyin’s long lost relative some-how :-S #nailbiting#
    TL no kehh us wt susppense oo

  32. Foolish ball-less gut-less ossy is even lucky he got away wt only dt, he deserved serious ass-whopping courtsey dt bouncer, pshewW.
    Hmm incredible how a seemingly perfect guy cld have so much evil inside *smh*
    Human beings…

  33. Hey.. am i going crazy here.. i thought Ossy was working in an Oil Company??? AND HONESTLY wen did he move to BANKING??? Hey!!! AUTHOR TUNDE>>> KILODEM<<<<<

  34. Nice end 2 ossy finally, Oyin is a huge reason 4 him becoming a monster. All good sha. Toke hummm! Easy o secretive acts neva end well bcuz u r only hiding bcuz u urself knw u r not in d rite relationship b cautioned gurl. All luck 2 all ya single ladies out dre scouting 4 a hubby pls b cautious#smiles

  35. Am dancing cos am so happy. just as I predicted ‘the marriage is over’. Those gals did d best thing to dt animal in form of a human being. I wish Gloria punched him just once (e for sweet pass) lol

  36. Nice end 2 ossy finally, Oyin is a huge reason 4 him becoming a monster. All good sha. Toke hummm! Easy o secretive acts neva end well bcuz u r only hiding bcuz u urself knw u r not in d rite relationship b cautioned gurl. All luck 2 all ya single ladies out dre scouting 4 a hubby pls b cautious#smiles thumbs up TL

  37. *007soundtrack* ….James bond girls thingz …this would be a fantastic movie series! (well, maybe minor details like Ossy working in an oil firm then to banking can be ignored)…never-the-less this is a fantastic piece. Please keep this up, you are too much…

    But one question Tunde…what episode are we planning to end this story? Because madam Oyin needs to find a hubby oh!…Lol!..abi nah?

  38. Hahahahahahahaha!good for ossy,he deserved every single think he got. Idiot man mcheeww. Thank God glo woke up n thanks to. Her frnds took action!thumbs up girls!!

  39. Oh my God oyin. I thought you’d not finish that Ossy part today, wouldve sent that bouncer to you. Lol! I jes pray Toke isn’t trying anything stupid.

  40. People, it was stated in episode 14:
    “It was on the second day I inquired about Ossy, as I hadn’t seen him since resumption. I was told he had left the company for banking.”
    It’s all in the details *winking*

  41. Nice 1! justice well served with a tasty side dish! guys like Ossy shld not even exist! as for aunti Toke….errr….*cough cough…the truth will be out soon (with a twist sef)
    Good job Tunde (((Hugs)))

    • Now this gladdens my heart. Someone learnt something from this story and is probably practising it. Wish u God’s best Dami.

      Meanwhile, I don’t for a second believe that Ossy is completely out of d picture. Temporarily? Yes. I can bet my left nipple, the ewu will still show face. Damned cockroach!

      @TL, u rock!

  42. Nice ones girls. Really love wat u did 2 dat animalistic being called ossy dats serves him rite. Hummmmmmm toke, who be olumide ooooooooooo

  43. Wt a nice treat ossy got! He shld enjoy d sex dt way infront of evry1. I’m apy dey were able 2 rescue Gloria evn tho she doesn’t av sound judgement. Abeg! I can’t wait 2 kno who lumi is oh!

  44. Plant a seed in a woman, she gives you a tree with sweet and beautiful fruits, plus leaves for shades and herbs for healing. Rip her seed and she grows weed wiith thorns and subtly deal with you. Ossy is just a fricking bastard, if he had married you, Oyin, he still would have done the same thing to you. He’s just an animal.

  45. Darn!!! Was hoping some more beating would b involved wiv the plan! Oh wells! This works for me too I guess #idunosmiley……I still Can’t seem to figure out y toke would wanna keep “lumi” a secrete! *baffling…. #thinking……. Physical defects??? We’ll see eventually won’t we…. Nyc write TL! #thumbs up.

  46. Nice one. Ossy nthooorrrrrr 4 ur life u no go touch woman again. Nice one tunde can’t wait to knw who lumi is o. I sha hope its not who I’m thinking.

  47. very interesting story. some things are more painful than physical abuse; and that is exactly what he got, shame and humiliation which serves him right. kudos!!!

  48. D 3 musketeer babes sure did it d other way round – THINK LIKE A WOMAN ACT LIKE A MAN. Thumbs up babes, we run d world.

  49. I just joined nd its soooooooooooooooo cool. 😀
    I missed the oyin clegg photo contest. #now crying, can we have anoda 1. #battling eyelashes. 😀

  50. HI!…I’m a new TLSpacer and i’m loving it already…whoop whoop!!..i read all 18 episodes in about 2hrs..nice work Tunde!..

  51. All wife beaters should be castrated, apparently Oyin didn’t get the memo. And to think that some “clean looking, handsome, educated, career” men are still animals. Sad, very sad. Unfortunately many women that read this would still continue to make excuses for the bastards that assault them. Well done TL

  52. wow, ds is so interesting. But Tunde, Ossy should have been beaten a little na, by d bouncer or the three ladies together. just a little dose of his own medicine , e for sweet me oh. nice piece, thank God i don’t have to wait so long for Monday, Yipee

  53. Chai, but that his punishment is too much now, infact it is wicked, there are less humiliating ways of punishing such people,

  54. An amazing read, my mother should come and read dis blog and stop pressuring me 2 marry o. I am 24, I’m not in a hurry b4 I meet some prick like Ossy(God4bid)

  55. Dat was a very deserved punshment 4 him,its only God dat can save us 4rm men lik dat nd if only our frnds could b gud 2 us lik dis witout jumpin on deir frnds hubby den i tink d world wil b a beta place

  56. Dat serves him right,hw can a man be so mean,wen he knws dat he doesn’t luv gloria why did he marry her 4 pit sake,Men who r of dis same character shud learn frm dis,n change dier ways,cus women r meant 2 be Luvd,cherished,protected n well catered 4.

  57. I can’t believe this. These girls pulled it off and made ladies proud. (Ok, this is a wicked statement but what the heck?)

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    email. I’ve got some creative ideas for your blog you might be interested in hearing. Either way, great blog and I look forward to seeing it expand over time.

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